Hello! Fred Marple, here. Sorry I missed you. I'm probably out chasing the cat or sorting my nail collection. Anyway, thanks for stopping by. If you got time to kill, click here to check out my YouTube channel. Or if you got money burning a hole in your pocket, check out my semi-fine products:

 

 

Welcome to Frost Heaves

a collection of semi-true tales from Frost Heaves, the most under-appreciated town in New Hampshire.

Available at Amazon.com or your local independent bookstore.

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Are you tired of yoga videos designed for people who live where palm trees grow and who never have to worry about ice dams on the roof? Then you need Fred Marple's

Yoga for Yankees

& Other Nonsense

It's a complete* yoga workout, featuring classic New England poses: Tossing Wood, Shoveling Show, Black Fly, Too Long Winter, and many more. You'll also get special features like the original Yoga for Yankees commercial (viewed over 5 million times online), an all-new yoga gear commercial, behind the scenes bloopers and outtakes, and Fred Marple video clips from his live show. Get your copy today, just  $12.99 plus S&H.

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